National Chocolate Cake Day

According to this post, today is a very special day.

TODAY IS NATIONAL CHOCOLATE CAKE DAY!!!!!!!!

Some smart woman somewhere did a very good thing by making today happen.

If you ever find yourself at a bar with me, about an hour or so after we arrive, you will hear some version of these words: “I could really go for some chocolate cake right now.” (and after years of saying this, I do know which DC bars serve beer and cake)

I love chocolate cake.

  • I love chocolate so much that the top tier of our wedding cake (currently in our freezer – talk about self control) is a death by chocolate, chocolate cake with chocolate butter cream icing.
  • I love chocolate cake so much that I rushed to write this post minutes after my friend notified me of today’s significance.

 

I apologize for not getting the word out sooner.  With proper notice I might stuff my face with chocolate cupcakes for breakfast.  A good ol’ fashioned chocolate cake might have graced our teacher’s lounge.  But of course, some chocolate truffle cake will on the plate for after dinner.

 

I always need a good excuse to have me some chocolate cake for dessert.

So what are you waiting for?

Go now. Stuff thy faces.

For today? Is National Chocolate Cake Day!*

Changing the world, one slice of chocolate cake at a time.

(Please leave links to any awesome chocolate cake recipes in the comments, to celebrate!)

*feel free to do the same on 1/28 if you missed the cake festivities on 1/27. and the same for 1/29. ah heck we all need more chocolate cake in our lives.

 

 

White Chocolate Topped Gingerbread Cookies

white chocolate topped gingerbread cookie 2 CrowndVic

This past weekend I made the most moist and scrumptious gingerbread cookies for my work cookie swap.  They are relatively easy and a huge hit.  You won’t regret making them…(scroll down for full recipe)

White Chocolate Topped Gingerbread Cookies

Mix flour, ginger, cinnamon, baking soda, nutmeg and salt in large bowl.

   Beat butter and brown sugar in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until light and fluffy.

Add molasses, egg and vanilla; beat well.

HINT:  If the molasses is too sticky, spray your measuring cup with oil first.  Like so:

and then you still might get molasses everywhere…

Gradually beat in flour mixture on low speed until well mixed.  It will be THICK and your mixer will whine.  Press on.

Press dough into a thick flat disk. Wrap in plastic wrap. Refrigerate 4 hours or overnight. (or go to your friend’s birthday brunch and come home to bake).

After your refrigerated break…Preheat oven to 350°F. Shape dough into 1-inch balls.

Roll in granulated sugar. Place 1 inch apart on ungreased baking sheets. (cookies do not spread)

Bake 8 to 11 minutes or until edges of cookies just begin to brown.

Immediately press about 5-6 white chocolate chips into center of each cookie.

enjoy. enjoy. enjoy

(and maybe share)

– Full Recipe –

Ingredients

3 cups flour
2 tsp. Ginger, Ground
1 tsp. Cinnamon, Ground
1 tsp. baking soda
1/4 tsp. Nutmeg, Ground
1/4 tap salt
3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, at room temperature
3/4 cup firmly packed brown sugar
1/2 cup molasses
1 egg
1/4 cup granulated sugar
1 tsp. Vanilla Extract
1 cup white chocolate chips

  1. Mix flour, ginger, cinnamon, baking soda, nutmeg and salt in large bowl.
  2. Beat butter and brown sugar in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until light and fluffy.
  3. Add molasses, egg and vanilla; beat well.
  4. Gradually beat in flour mixture on low speed until well mixed.
  5. Press dough into a thick flat disk. Wrap in plastic wrap. Refrigerate 4 hours or overnight.
  6. Preheat oven to 350°F. Shape dough into 1-inch balls.
  7. Roll in granulated sugar. Place 1 inch apart on ungreased baking sheets. (cookies do not spread)
  8. Bake 8 to 11 minutes or until edges of cookies just begin to brown.
  9. Immediately press about 5-6 white chocolate chips into center of each cookie.

 

Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies!

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!
Here’s a special treat for you, my Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies (which sadly, I recently found out I’m sensitive/intolerant to pumpkin and all squash. [super sad face] So this is me sharing something I can no longer enjoy. [le sigh])
It’s easy, painless, and fantastically delicious!
Ingredients:
flour (normal kind, nothin’ fancy)
oats (quick or slow, don’t matta)
cinnamon, all spice, & nutmeg
salt
margarine (or butter)
brown sugar
sugar (normal kind)
egg
vanilla
pumpkin
choc chips (honestly optional, if you’re lame)
combine:
2 cups flour
1 cup oats
1 tsp cinnamon & a dash of the other spices
1/2 tsp salt
cream together in a separate bowl:
1 cup margarine softened (not frozen, refrigerated is fine)
3/4 cup firmly packed brown sugar
3/4 cup sugar
Add to the above mixture, once it is creamed (is that a word?)
1 egg (beaten before adding)
1 tsp vanilla
Mix wet and dry ingredients together.  It will be tough.
Then add 1 cup canned pumpkin.
When it is all mixed, add one cup of chocolate chips.

The cookies don’t spread, so they can be spaced closely on a baking sheet and made to be whatever size you wish.  NOTE: If you make them small, reduce the baking time.  The tops don’t “brown” so watch the bottoms!
[I've easily burnt a batch of these cookies.  Good news: the burnt part scrapes off easily. hehe]

Bake at 350 for about 15 minutes depending on the size of your cookies and oven.
Happy Thanksgiving!

Proof

We’re getting married because we love each other, want to spend our lives together, blah blah blah.

But we’re also in it for the presents.

Because honestly, we want desperately need certain things, like a rolling pin:

If you’re having a hard time reading the caption on the picture, or identifying what in the world is happening, let me shed some light:
I recently used a can of aerosol hairspray (IN a gallon-sized ziploc bag) in place of a rolling pin to roll out pizza dough.

Oh yes, I totally did that.
And I’m proud of my resourceful skills.
But please, someone, buy us the rolling pin off our registry.
And while you’re at it, feel free to provide us with anything for our kitchen.
I wonder how many times one can reuse the cottage cheese containers before the plastic seeps into your food…
Our substitutions are crafty, but might be legally deemed unsafe by the Board of Health.

(PS: a HUGE thanks to my sister and her family for gifting me a mandoline slicer so we can stop borrowing our neighbor’s or mutilating veggies with our Ikea knives. woot.)

Oh Honey(cake)

Happy New Year!

Tonight at sundown Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New year, begins.  And for me this is a very special Rosh Hashanah.  It’s my first as a Jew.  There’s a huge story I need to tell about how I came to my decision to convert, but that’s not for today.  Although this is a day to celebrate as the anniversary of the day G-d created Adam and Eve, as we look hopefully towards a sweet new year, and we hear the shofar sounding – it is also a solemn holiday.  Rosh Hashanah marks a day of judgment, “On this day man is judged for all of his actions, and all that will transpire and occur during the coming year is recorded.” {from Chabbad.org}

Alas, it is a holiday, so we gather with family, attend services, and feast!  (Also because it is a day of rest, I will not be found here on Crowning Victoria until the holiday ends, Friday at sundown.)

It is a tradition to eat sweet things to beckon a pleasant year.  I made a fantastic honey cake that I must share with you:

“Majestic and Moist Honey Cake”
Adapted from Marcy Goldman’s Treasure of Jewish Holiday Baking

3 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 tbsp baking powder
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp kosher salt
4 tsp ground cinnamon
1/2 tsp ground cloves
1/2 tsp ground allspice
1/2 cup vegetable oil
1/2 cup applesauce
1 cup honey*
1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar
3 large eggs (at room temp)
1 tsp vanilla extract
1 cup warm coffee
1/2 cup orange juice
1/4 cup rye or whiskey
1/2 cup slivered almonds (optional) 

Fits in three loaf pans, two 9-inch square pans or round cake pans, one 9 or 10 inch tube or bundt cake pan, or one 9 x 13 inch sheet cake (pictured at bottom).
Preheat oven to 350F.  Generously grease your pan(s).

In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, cloves, and allspice.  Make a well in the center.

Add to the well: oil, applesauce, honey, white sugar, brown shugars, eggs, vanilla, coffee, orange juice, and rye/whiskey.  *If you measure your oil before the honey, it will be much easier to get all of the honey out!

Using an electric mixer (can’t wait to get married so I can get my Kitchenaid!)  on slow speed stir together well to make a thick, well-blended batter.  Take caution to ensure all ingredients are mixed and none are stuck to the bottom of your bowl.

Spoon batter into prepared pan(s).  Sprinkle top of cake(s) evenly with almonds, if using.  Place cake pan(s) on a baking sheet to ensure the cakes bake properly with the bottom baking at the same speed as the interior and top.

 
 Bake until center tests done (spring back to the touch and toothpick comes out clean).  
Angel and tube cake pans take 60 to 75 minutes, loaf cakes 45-55 min, and sheet cakes bake for 40-45 minutes.

Allow to cool 15 minutes before removing.


Enjoy!
Shana Tova! 
(Happy New Year!)

 
{All Crown’d Vic photos: Yours Truly, Me}

Guest Blogging! And Baking!

Check it out, ya’ll – I’m a GUEST BLOGGER over at Color*Me*Cupcake!  She features cupcakes mostly, but also other foods and “pretty lil’ things.”  I’d like to think I’m not only guest featured because of my cupcake recipe, but because I’m pretty.
I”ll just keep telling myself that as I sample a facial mask…

At any rate, I made Mike a batch of Peanut Butter Filled Chocolate Cupcakes for his birthday in April.  He loved them, but then again he’ll eat anything I make.  He’s good like that.

 I really love to bake, but can never seem to get it right.  The major problem lies in my attention to detail, or lack there-of.  I get distracted and put in baking soda instead of baking powder, or neglect to measure out and check to make sure we have enough sugar ahead of time.  Note: Splenda does not make an even substitute for sugar and excess baking soda does weird things.

It never stops me, though.  I keep on baking.  I dream of a Kitchen-Aide mixer and hope that the registry fairy will bring me one in about a years time.

Now, go on check out my guest post!!

So what are your biggest baking blunders?
What do you LOVE to bake?