That one time in Richmond

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This past weekend I learned (in no particular order):

  • if there are urinals in a bathroom, then it’s probably the men’s room (even if no one is occupying said room)
  • there is such a thing as too many free, warm cookies (but thank you anyways, Doubletree)
  • the south is a confusing, meanwhile very kind place to visit
  • it is possible to mess up a simple order of “white wine, please” and even a simple Jack & Coke
  • Gypsies steal things
  • it is possible to become extremely close with someone you just met
  • even though Richmond is only 2 hours south of DC, it is definitely part of The South
  • it is better to get a parking ticket than a DUI*
  • love means smashing your iPhone screen when you accidentally smash your fiance’s iPhone screen
  • not all hospitality staff is hospitable
  • I cannot stay up past 3am anymore
  • You can tell how amazing a couple is by the awesome people at their wedding
  • you should sign the guest book towards the beginning of the wedding, not at the very end (my apologies for “Vicki & Mike Vicki oops”)
  • the Roger Rabbit will never go out of style, in my book

Huge congrats to our friends Eytan & Trish on their marriage! We had an amazing time celebrating!!

*No I did not get a DUI, I opted to leave my car knowing full well I would get a ticket if I didn’t move it, but was in no state to move it.  Thus, ticket < DUI.

 

My Husband Thinks I’m Ridiculous…

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There will always be certain things we don’t understand about our significant others.  No matter how long we date, live together, or are married, certain things stand out as “odd.” But we love these people and their quirks, none-the-less.

My husband never fails to let me know when these things happen, when he fails to comprehend my motivation or sees the outcome as ridiculous.  He laughs and says, “You’re ridiculous!”  (with loving approval, of course).

Take the other day, for example.

There’s a huge sewage disaster in our small, 12-unit condo building requiring 8 foot holes (amongst other repairs) in the first-floor units.  Thankfully we are not displaced, but the jack-hammering & special assessment costs leave much to be desired.  This also means flushing TP was a no-no for a couple weeks.  After finally getting the clear to use TP as normal I used the restroom one day to find NO TOILET PAPER.  Who does that?  Who can’t replace a single roll of TP after finishing another roll?

So, because I felt I might forget to wag my finger at Mike when he got home (because, duh, follow-up), I tweeted at him.

Direct. Succinct. and also a funny tweet:

I mean, I admitted it was not the best way to go about it, with my hashtag of “classy.”

But it’s 2012 and social media proves to be a great way to communicate – maybe not for all our marital disputes, but for ones that leave me err, high and dry.  I see this “ridiculous” way as successful.

(And I will leave his ridiculous habits alone, for now)

 

Now that we have new phones, I earned “you are completely absurd”  while tweeting this Instagram picture & caption:

“How I feel now that I have a brand new, working phone (!)”

I think the word is “proud.”

Does your significant other think you do anything “ridiculous” ?

Big Cat Fun

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Last week during my trip to the National Zoo I witnessed a spectacular animal event.  We made it to the Big Cats exhibit in time for enrichment.  The seven lion “cubs” are a little over a year, but still play like kittens.

attempting to scoop their “toy” out of the water

success!

Stunning young animals, huh?

A funny thing happened on the way to the zoo

An very interesting thing happened on Monday.

But before I tell you about that, you need to know that my dog has allergies.  We know this because her eyes get goopy, she paws at them, and she scratches them until the sides of her wee-puppy-dog eyes get sores and she bleeds.  Nothing* is sadder.  So our vet told us to put her on daily antihistamines, unless we want to spend $800 to find out exactly what makes her allergies flip out, then pay $100 a month for allergy shots.  Um, yeah right. I love you dog, but I also love a cheap fix.  So off we went to the land of plenty (aka Costco) and purchased a bottle full of generic Claratin.  And it worked (when the darn pooch doesn’t pick it out of her food and leave it in random places around our house).  About a year later we found her eyes goopy and sad again.  The vet told us that like humans, dogs’ bodies can get accustomed to a medicine (remember this for later), and we should switch it up. Costco again. Giant bottle full off something different.  Success.

Now, back to the other mammal with allergies writing this.

Recall back at the beginning of my migraine journey, my neurologist told me my headaches were caused by allergies?  My brain doesn’t know how to process so much darn tree sex (because let’s be honest, that’s what pollen really is).  My brain backfires and migraines, essentially.  But I wasn’t so sure so I went to the allergist who kinda-sorta-agreed but more importantly was horrified by the giant blob of mucous stuck in my nasal cavity.

Now that we’re all up to snuff.  heh, get it? snuff?

I have allergies. They may or may not be causing my migraines.

I realized I forgot to pop a claratin and called my friend Diana who was also heading to the zoo with me that day.  Diana has an uncanny ability to have everything anyone might ever need always on hand.  She also had antihistamines, but not my beloved claratin.  See, when the dog reached her max with the claratin, I started taking it as my go-to-daily antihistamine.  Ya know, the one I take every day?  Diana instead had Zyrtec.  I took it.

And then we walked around, outside, for 4 hours and I proceeded to have the best head day in weeks.

About 2 hours after getting home, I realized my head felt great all day and still felt great.  There was some pressure, but no pain.

I recycled through my day’s activities: cell phone store, zyrtec, mexican food, outside, awesome lions as the zoo, froyo, home.  The one difference? Zyrtec!  The one different antihistamine I tried all these weeks? Zyrtec!

Since, like dogs, our bodies can get used to a medicine taken over time, there might be truth to changing things up a bit.

Diana and I traded bottles of antihistamines.

It might be time to trade the dog’s, too.

And it’s been right there, under my nose, the whole time!

 

*there are many things worse

Disclosure: this is NOT an add for Zyrtec, although it might seem like it.  I found a product I really liked and it might be the key to unlocking my pain mystery!

Tickle Me Tuesday 4.17.12

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Well hey there Tuesday disguised as a Monday.
What, not everyone gets off from work on 4/16 for DC Emancipation Day?!  It’s an obscure holiday, but I’ll take it – especially on the eve of standardized testing week.

Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday mornings my seven and eight year-old students will test from 9:30-noon with a 15 minute snack break.  This teacher has to sit and proctor with no computer, phone, or content related material open.  I can’t approach their desks individually and may only speak in blanket terms (“everyone, be sure to check every answer to make sure you didn’t skip any!”).  I feel badly for my kiddos but I can only imagine how bored I will be sitting and staring… (this does not tickle my fancy)

On that note, a few things that tickled my fancy as of late:

  • I love trashy reality TV, especially my new fav:  My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding

I’m in awe of the gypsy/traveler lifestyle portrayed in this show.  The girls get married as early as 16, in the biggest/most gaudy dresses imaginable (think cats on dresses).  The women adhere to certain stereotypical gender roles while the men complain about getting arrested for racing horses on open roads.  This show is not as much of a train wreck as Toddlers and Tiaras, but maybe that’s why I like it? (TLC, Friday nights at 10 – set your DVR.  It won’t disappoint)

 

  • this new migraine medicine: Sumavel Dosepro

This supposedly clears up migraines so fast because it’s inject-able without a needle. I have yet to use the sample of this medicine my neurologist gave me, because I’m holding out for the world’s worst migraine. Weird, right?

Taken from their website: “The unique design of SUMAVEL DosePro makes needle-free subcutaneous drug delivery possible. The medicine is delivered by a compressed nitrogen gas-powered ram and piston, which provides the biphasic pressure needed to first push the drug through the skin and into the subcutaneous tissue. This occurs in one-tenth of a second. The medicine is then absorbed into the body’s bloodstream.”

Amahzing.  I can’t wait to try it, but then again… I can.

(disclaimer: I was not paid to write the above. My doctor prescribed the sample for me due to my fracking stupid migraines.)

 

  • Warmer weather is here to stay!

After a very flippant spring, I’m confident that flipflops, sandals, skirts, shorts, and most importantly no heavy jackets, will be happening on the regular.

It’s time to do what we call “the great clothing swap” – which happens twice yearly, as the fall/winter clothes trade places with the spring/summer attire under the bed. Let’s hope I still fit into most of it…

(my personal photo –>)

What are you excited about on this fine Tuesday?

April People are Awesome

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In a span of 4 days, specifically the 8th-12th of April, four of my favoritest people in the world were born.

While my wallet says “whoa” my heart screams “yay!” because ladies and gentlemen, these peoples are so money it’s not even worth checking my bank statement.

My bestie, Meagan, and I met in high school.  We spent many a morning late for class due to my inability to relate to a clock.  But during those drives, classes skipped at the coffee shop, jaunts to the mall, and whatever else we did as teenagers (?), we became very close.  She’s one of those friends you can go weeks without talking to (which we do too often) and always pick up where we left off.  Since we both teach elementary school there’s an added bond.  Meg Rocks. She’s like a sister to me.  Which is why I wish I was there in person to celebrate her big 3-0 on the 8th.  I will make it to visit soon, though!!

My eldest niece, Eleanor, turned FIVE on the 9th.  Can we pause for a minute? When did that squishy little baby get to be so big?!  There will always be a huge place in my heart for her.  Eleanor rocks my world and always make me laugh.  Like when she called to wish Mike a happy birthday (they share a bday!), sang to him, and then said, “Now you sing to me!”  Aunt Vicki Cool Dude  loves her Little E.

 

I know when I married Mike we promised to help each other in sickness and health and all that good stuff. But lately he’s been such a rockstar I don’t even know how to express it.  While my head decides to dish out weird bouts of pain, Mike consoles me and takes care of me, without missing a beat.  I loved celebrating his birthday (once in March and again on April 9th), because he deserves so much.  I am so very lucky & so very in love.

[ enter picture of Vicki & Nicci taken in the future when

we attend a conference on blogging together]

Recently I met Nicci through the interweb words and our personalities clicked.  She’s crafty (visit her shop!), funny, nerdy, smart, and also wants to be a teacher! There are times when we can be found having a text, email, and tweet conversation all at the same time.  We’re that cool.  Fate decided the 12th needed to be a stressful day for her, instead of a fun birthday, so I hope this bday weekend is kinder to her!

So you see, April has some pretty stellar people born into it!

I’m so glad they are all a part of my lives and I get to celebrate their existence.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Meg, Eleanor, Mike & Nicci!!

Note: Vicki is no longer accepting friends or relatives with birthdays in April. Please apply for May or August, where the ratio of people’s births to dates is currently low.

Very Pinteresting

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Like many other women, I love Pinterest.  Don’t follow my boards yet? Well clicky-click and let’s do this thang!

 

I find what gets pinned and repinned very “pinteresting.”

Some pins get repinned many, many times, like “Outer Space themed bath” with 209 pins & “Cute outfit” with 2852 pins!

There are certain pins, like the “clean your shower with only baking soda” and “zombie wedding photos” which get repinned but only because people “steal” the content and repin it themselves.

 

And then there’s my personal popular repins.

Some say a Pinterest rule is: thou shalt not post your own content.

But I love our wedding photos and think it will bring inspiration to others.

So I pinned a few to My Real Wedding board and I am amazed at the repin notifications! So. many. repins!

Like my wedding updo pin, with 30 repins.

 

Or the picture of my bouquet with peacock feathers with 95 repins!

Source: studiojuno.com via Vicki on Pinterest

 

Our hotel welcome bags also got attention with a few (15) repins.

 

But the wedding programs (which we purchased at Michael’s Craft Store and my mom DIY’d it) takes the cake with 115 repins!

 

I say one can pin their own content so long as it’s useful and helpful to others. I think my repins prove my point!

 

What are some of your favorite pins??

Just Write: Head over Heels

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I laced the fingers of my hands together, forming a soft basket.

I placed the top of my head on the floor and gently leaned the back of my head into my hands.

I rooted my forearms against the ground and pushed up out of my shoulders.

Then I clenched my abs as I straightened my legs.

I pushed my weight over my inverted body.

Legs tucked in close now, a ball upside down, I carefully straightened one leg, then the other.

My body wavered, not fully trusting myself to give into gravity against my muscles.

Finally, finally I felt straight.

All my body worked together to produce my first headstand in over three weeks.

And it felt so good.  It was a tiny glimpse of what I felt “used to be.”

I feared doing this pose that once brought me serenity, as my head brought me only pain in the past weeks.

But now putting all my weight on my head, allowing the blood to rush and fill my noggin, felt good.

It felt home.

 

Maybe the pollen is drifting away, or maybe my preventative meds are finally kicking in… either way, Monday was the first day in weeks I felt like myself again [edit: and was migraine free all day!].  That yoga class really showed me I had not lost power over my body.  I felt in control and successful. I felt  happy and above all, no pain.

I managed to empty the dishwasher and set up the crock-pot for the next day’s dinner.  I did a load of laundry, too (but no one needs to know it didn’t get folded or put away).  I even painted my nails!

And today was almost symptom free as well (aside from that pesky lack of peripheral vision for about an hour… but eh, who needs to know what’s happening next to you?).

Take that migraines.

I’m head over heels, healing again.

 

[edit: my migraine journey part 1, part 2]

Changing the Universe Giveaway!

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Did you hear that?

That was the sound of a brand new Etsy shop, opening it’s virtual doors!

My BIFF, Nicci, of the blog Changing the Universe now has an Etsy shop with the exact same name (Changing the Universe Shop)!! And, ahem, I might even add I had something to do with her tag line.  That might be why she sent me my very own set of coasters.  That or she’s buttering me up for when we finally meet at BlogHer ’12…

Nicci whipped up some amazing, handmade items sure to add color and pizazz to your home!
Coasters!
Throw Pillow Covers!!
All handmade and wonderful!!

Fabric Coasters, Hot Pink Safari -- Set of 4

Fabric Coasters, Coming Home (Set of 6)

I can attest to these coasters durability and beauty.  You can’t even see the seam.
I mean, that’s talent.

Throw Pillow Cover 14x14 -- Purple Leaves

The pillow covers are equally amahzing and deserving of a place on your couch!
All items in the shop are ready to ship in various quantities of styles available.  So if you like something you see, buy it quickly!

 

Want your own set of coasters or pillow covers?  Use code “CROWNDVIC” for 10% off your order!!

Or enter to win a set of coasters of your choice, here!
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Tickle Me Tuesday 2.21.12

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I love me a good Monday off of work.

But sometimes Tuesday, disguised as a Monday, can be tricky!!

 

Alas, some things lately which make me smile:

  • Leg warmers.

Yes really.   LOVE them under my boots.

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  • Nail polish galore!

Lately I became obsessed with painting my own nails (as opposed to going to the salon to have shellac done = $$$).  And as a result, I purchased quite a few new colors.  I question how much money I’m saving… but still…

Julep Maven Club — Are you familiar with this once a month nail polish awesomeness program??

Julep is another monthly subscription service (similar to shoe clubs and Birchbox), only for nail care products. You take the quiz to determine your “Maven Style”, then continue to sign up and buy your box! (Or not.) The great thing is that you can even do that from month to month! You’re never locked in to one particular style, so you can always choose the box/style that you like best, or opt out.
Every box comes with at least 2 polishes and a full-size hand/nail/body care item.
Other great things about Julep? $1 from every polish sold goes to support an organization for women!  Additionally, Julep produces 4-free polishes (no formaldehyde, toluene, DBP, or camphor = nasties!) so it’s even safe for little ones and pregnant women! And you! And the environment!

(PEEEE ESSSS: I got a code in the mail for half off your first box as a Maven Julep = $9.99! contact me, crowndvic at gmail dot com, for deets)

 

A few of my Julep recent-favs: Anne, Meryl, & Whitney.

 

And Zoya.  I luff their polishes too! (pictured: Ibiza & Kristen)

 

What are some of your favorites (not restricted to nail polish or fashion faux pas)?

When in Rome…

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Imagine this:  you, your mom, and sister plan a trip to Italy (your nation of heritage) for Christmas.  Your sister, who currently teaches English in Thailand will fly and meet you there.  How amazing to spend this special time with the ladies of the fam?  Even more amazing, your long-term boyfriend’s mom plans to meet you there the day after Christmas.

 

Fabulous, right?

On Dec 26 you wake up and get ready to hit up your first full day of sight seeing.  Your sister insists on straightening your hair for cute pictures. And having you change your outfit a little bit.   Having slept on your neck wrong (in a bed that is not your own) you perfect the art of asking every pharmacia for a “pad of heat” to no avail.  If only your mom and sister would stop rushing you along!

What’s so great about the Spanish Steps anyways? You’ll see them again later on a tour…

 

Jet lag plays tricks with your head as you spot a guy wearing your  boyfriend’s scarf, and looking exactly like him, and walking like him, over to you, carrying a bouquet.

 

A wave of surprise hits as he drops to one knee in front of you.

The boyfriend flew, overseas, and proposed! in Italy! and only his mom and your sister knew!

Sounds like a great story, right?

And it’s a wonderful reality for my friends Kathryn & Eric.  Thanks to both of them for letting me share their story and their love! I am thrilled to celebrate the next chapter of their lives with them!!!

Wordless Wednesday – Big Top Family Fun

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