This past weekend I learned (in no particular order):
- if there are urinals in a bathroom, then it’s probably the men’s room (even if no one is occupying said room)
- there is such a thing as too many free, warm cookies (but thank you anyways, Doubletree)
- the south is a confusing, meanwhile very kind place to visit
- it is possible to mess up a simple order of “white wine, please” and even a simple Jack & Coke
- Gypsies steal things
- it is possible to become extremely close with someone you just met
- even though Richmond is only 2 hours south of DC, it is definitely part of The South
- it is better to get a parking ticket than a DUI*
- love means smashing your iPhone screen when you accidentally smash your fiance’s iPhone screen
- not all hospitality staff is hospitable
- I cannot stay up past 3am anymore
- You can tell how amazing a couple is by the awesome people at their wedding
- you should sign the guest book towards the beginning of the wedding, not at the very end (my apologies for “Vicki & Mike Vicki oops”)
- the Roger Rabbit will never go out of style, in my book
Huge congrats to our friends Eytan & Trish on their marriage! We had an amazing time celebrating!!
*No I did not get a DUI, I opted to leave my car knowing full well I would get a ticket if I didn’t move it, but was in no state to move it. Thus, ticket < DUI.
Living in our nation's capital allows me to learn something new every day. So does teaching 2nd graders. My nose piercing and tattoos keep me from normalcy, while my job and religion keep me grounded.
