Friends commented on Facebook about yesterday’s post, in which I mourn the loss of my current last-name, how there’s a combo-trend.

Ya know, like making two last names into one?  Hilarious, yet striking.  It does not allow for lineage/legacy to continue, though – which is a huge letdown.  However the possibilities are humorous:

Wanalistamon.    -sounds Rastafarian!
Salista  -sounds Hispanic
Salamista -sounds like salami
Wanalamon -sounds like a designer shoe, or a watermelon disease

Laugh with me on these, and then post your created last name combos below in comments!
(don’t make me look like a loser, go ahead and comment!)